Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
- Scorpio (zodiacsociety)
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
What Sona is texting:
"At least someone didn’t blow up your skirt mid match.”
((I couldn’t help myself… I felt left out xD ))
…Two Jannas. That isn’t something you see every day.