You can't forget love by having a different love

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

vanconcastiel:

Plot twist

pleatedjeans:

diamond comedy
"I promised you. So I’m not going to break it."

zodiacsociety:

- Scorpio (zodiacsociety)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

meme-rage:

I want one!!omg-humor.tumblr.com

asksonabuvelle:

ask-a-trustworthy-weather-woman:

ask-the-starchild:

ask-janna-windforce:

What Sona is texting:

"At least someone didn’t blow up your skirt mid match.”

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((I couldn’t help myself… I felt left out xD ))

…Two Jannas. That isn’t something you see every day.

theamazingz:

subsolar:

Super awesome opal cubes!!

ummmmm can i get dice made out of these???????

theamazingz:

subsolar:

Super awesome opal cubes!!

ummmmm can i get dice made out of these???????